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thesleepiestproxy:

Garrett Canons:

Canon 1: Garrett’s bones are black and are extremely dense/hard to break, but have some flexibility to them. However, the amount of strength that would be needed to make them bend is far greater than a normal person can accomplish without the use of a powerful machine. The one exception is his spinal cord, which has a lot more flexibility and allows him to bend completely backwards at any point beneath the bottom of the boneplate that is his chest.

Canon 2: The reason his shoulders are so angular is because his upper torso is essentially a giant bone that stores his internal organs, leaving his midsection hollow. It’s extremely solid with only a few select openings that allow for blood to pass through down the veins in his extremely thick skin, as well as a place for his esophagus and spinal cord.

Canon 3: Garrett’s favorite way to kill prey that he hasn’t stalked for a long period of time, essentially this means he’s killing them for fun instead of to feed, is to crack open his ribs and force the person into his torso, as the ribs pull back into their correct positions it will hold on to the person like a vice, keeping them secure while he bends himself back to snap their spine while they’re inside. The amount of force needed to do this is exceptional, and because of how strong his bones are, they can break the bones of or crush his captive as they settle. It is somewhat painful, but he enjoys it enough to ignore the pain.

Canon 4: Garrett is actually only wearing shoes, the rest of his outfit is his skin. He has the ability to change the color and texture of his skin to form the illusion of clothing. It can be very time consuming, so he doesn’t change his look until it becomes horribly out of date. Color is much easier to change, but he likes purple so he usually sticks to variations of it.

Canon 5: While Garrett identifies as male, he doesn’t naturally have genitals of any sort. This also means that he doesn’t feel sexual arousal and even if he went through the effort of giving himself genitals, he would be unable to produce children due to the way he was created. He really doesn’t care though.

robot-spider:

Oops.
Shame on me for revisiting an old fandom of mine.
Sup, fellas?

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ask-senderman:

« going outside blows!!

happy easter!! »

((SCREAMING THIS IS ADORABLE))

I love my little girls <B)

Tomorrow I’ll be going back to my shop and interacting with society again.

I hope Swag doesn’t mind me being gone every night.